Do You Want to Scare the Entire Neighborhood and
Not to Mention the Guests of All Your Halloween Parties?

Put on a repulsive zombie costume and merely say, “Boo!” Watch them all scamper like fraidy cats!

Click your way over to Buy Costumes, the online costume superstore where zombie costumes are available in a huge variety, where the quality it top of the line and where the prices cannot be beat by anyone else.

My favorite zombie costumes or rather my most hated ones are those I’ve described below but there are plenty of others where these came from:

Zombie 3-D Adult (Available in Adult Sizes to Fit Adults of Up to 6’ Tall and Weighing 200 Lbs.). This living dead zombie will scar the living daylights out of anybody and it’s the classical Halloween horror we’ve been missing for years. The Zombie 3-D Adult costume consists of a disgusting molded plastic mask featuring attached hair, a ripped shirt through which raw flesh and exposed bones are showing and a matching pair of pants. To make this repulsive zombie complete, a pair of gory gloves are included. I would hate to meet him in a dark alley. Come to think of it, I would hate to meet him anywhere!

Skeleton Zombie Child Costume (Available in Kid Sizes to Fit Small 4 to 6, Medium 8 to 10 and Large 12 to 14). Not even his mother could possibly think he’s cute. The utterly terrifying Skeleton Zombie Child Costume includes a skeleton facial mask with gauze, a shirt with gauze through which an exposed ribcage is visible, a pair of pants with gauze through which leg bones are showing and a pair of gloves featuring skeleton hands. Yak! I wonder what he died of.

Zombie Prom Queen Adult (Available in Adult Sizes to Fit Small, Medium and Large Women). Not all proms have happy ending and this one apparently ended in a fatality of the newly crowned prom queen, no less. The Zombie Prom Queen Adult costume consists of a full length formal prom dress featuring a frayed skirt, a pair of ripped glovelettes, a “prom queen” sash and a prom queen tiara. Her high school prom was the last dance this zombie ever attended.

Zombie Doctor Child Costume (Available in Child Sizes to Fit Medium and Large Children). This doctor apparently failed to save his own life.

Why would anyone then entrust someone else’s life to him? The Zombie Doctor Child Costume includes a bloodied white lab coat, a rotting chest made of PVC, a pair of pants with exposed rotting knees, a gruesome zombie mask as well as a bloodied surgical mask, a cap and a pair of latex gloves. It looks like he died while performing surgery.

I wonder what became of his patient?

Zombies — the walking and living dead.  What a concept!  But concept or not, enjoy a horrific Halloween in your disgusting zombie costume.